If you like warm green water,
Little southern girls in your face saying "Hey wawtch iys" (Watch this ) as she shows you how she can hold her breath under water, all while a long green boogar hangs from her left nostril.
Strange men Yellin " It's a cooker!" Then breakin out in Billy Idol's "In the Midnight hour he cries, more, more, more!"
People stealing money out of your shorts! (One dollar and a Target reciept)!!!
And much more!
Come to Rock Island! A rednecks Paradise!
It was a nice day, and fun spending time together, but somehow it just doesn't compare to my childhood on the beaches of the pacific ocean or the beautiful beaches of Traverse City!