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Sunday, August 19, 2007

Rock Island ( A Rednecks Paradise)




If you like warm green water,

Little southern girls in your face saying "Hey wawtch iys" (Watch this ) as she shows you how she can hold her breath under water, all while a long green boogar hangs from her left nostril.

Strange men Yellin " It's a cooker!" Then breakin out in Billy Idol's "In the Midnight hour he cries, more, more, more!"

People stealing money out of your shorts! (One dollar and a Target reciept)!!!

And much more!


Come to Rock Island! A rednecks Paradise!
It was a nice day, and fun spending time together, but somehow it just doesn't compare to my childhood on the beaches of the pacific ocean or the beautiful beaches of Traverse City!

3 comments:

Melissa said...

Looks like fun....nah! J/K
Great writing though.

Amie said...

ROFL...who wouldn't want to go there after your lovely description :D

Mom said...

Wow Tanya, Lauren has the same look you always had as a little girl, the same look that always made your grandfather laugh!!!